I laugh too loud, am indecisive, love sports and am obsessed with music.

 

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

Anonymous asked
Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

I make customized headers

your-recovery-is-possible:

If you want a header please reblog this post, likes don’t count. I will contact you.